Sogfunteenflig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody turtle.

Sogfunteenflig created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Sogfunteenflig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sogfunteenflig, it will turn you into a goat.

Sogfunteenflig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sogfunteenflig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.