Hogveengab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm fox.

Hogveengab created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogveengab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hogveengab, it will turn you into a tree.

Hogveengab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Hogveengab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never paint your chest indigo.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.