Fadbogzak is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid camel.

Fadbogzak created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadbogzak, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fadbogzak, he will not care.

Fadbogzak's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fadbogzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

4. Do not take Fadbogzak's name in vain.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.