Hugflypib is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy cat.

Hugflypib created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Hugflypib, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hugflypib, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hugflypib's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Hugflypib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Hugflypib in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not cook food in pots.