Hancitlat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate horse.

Hancitlat created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hancitlat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hancitlat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hancitlat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Hancitlat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Hancitlat loves birds, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat green fruit.