Hancitlat is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate
horse.
Hancitlat created oxygen eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hancitlat, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Hancitlat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Hancitlat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Hancitlat's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry eagles.
2. Never think about photosynthesis.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Hancitlat loves birds, so they must be honoured.
5. Never eat green fruit.