Yatdapgon is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, annoying jaguar.

Yatdapgon created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yatdapgon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yatdapgon, she will turn you into a mouse.

Yatdapgon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Yatdapgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to ducks while wearing turquoise dresses.

2. Do not keep three dolphins in a large pit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yatdapgon.

4. Yatdapgon loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Never wear black coats.
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