Hudcungig Bamjopmut is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving hyena.

Hudcungig Bamjopmut created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudcungig Bamjopmut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hudcungig Bamjopmut, he will turn you into a snail.

Hudcungig Bamjopmut's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hudcungig Bamjopmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must pray to Hudcungig Bamjopmut three times a day.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.