Dumgubhogdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident bear.

Dumgubhogdoss created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumgubhogdoss, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dumgubhogdoss, it will turn you into a hamster.

Dumgubhogdoss' most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Dumgubhogdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dumgubhogdoss.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Always take life seriously.