Podbodbog is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, quiet rat.

Podbodbog created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podbodbog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Podbodbog, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Podbodbog's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Podbodbog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Podbodbog.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Podbodbog.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Podbodbog must be the most important thing in your life.

5. You must pray to Podbodbog four times a day.