Rapgigcub is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, wise
toad.
Rapgigcub created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rapgigcub, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Rapgigcub, she will destroy your home solar system.
Rapgigcub's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Rapgigcub's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Rapgigcub in the centre of the settlement.
4. Never talk about ultrasonics near mites while wearing orange dresses.
5. Learn seven new languages a year.