Rapgigcub is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, wise toad.

Rapgigcub created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapgigcub, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rapgigcub, she will destroy your home solar system.

Rapgigcub's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Rapgigcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Rapgigcub in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near mites while wearing orange dresses.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.