Tamdusshub is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, all-knowing bird.

Tamdusshub created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamdusshub, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tamdusshub, he will turn you into a goat.

Tamdusshub's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tamdusshub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not hurt capybaras.

5. Always help seals.