Tamdusshub is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, all-knowing
bird.
Tamdusshub created a charm quark six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tamdusshub, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Tamdusshub, he will turn you into a goat.
Tamdusshub's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Tamdusshub's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not hurt capybaras.
5. Always help seals.