Nigdossomt Megdaglat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, fast grasshopper.

Nigdossomt Megdaglat created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nigdossomt Megdaglat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nigdossomt Megdaglat, it will turn you into a sheep.

Nigdossomt Megdaglat's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Nigdossomt Megdaglat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Respect your elders.