Libtallibyaryimgem is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, compassionate toad.

Libtallibyaryimgem created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Libtallibyaryimgem, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Libtallibyaryimgem, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Libtallibyaryimgem's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Libtallibyaryimgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never bounce in the presence of porpoises.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. You must love Libtallibyaryimgem.