Bodfunnur is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable wolf.

Bodfunnur created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bodfunnur, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bodfunnur, he will turn you into a rock.

Bodfunnur's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bodfunnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt badgers.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Bodfunnur in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near rats while wearing red stockings and balancing five aluminium spheres on your neck.