Gilcissneg is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable wasp.

Gilcissneg created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilcissneg, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gilcissneg, he will try to impress you with trees.

Gilcissneg's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gilcissneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gilcissneg's priests.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never feed lots of gooseberries to aardvarks while wearing indigo shorts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.