Spagdanceb is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong clam.

Spagdanceb created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagdanceb, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Spagdanceb, she will turn you into a sheep.

Spagdanceb's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Spagdanceb's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not take Spagdanceb's name in vain.

3. Run away from purple ants, for they are unholy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not shave your face.