Podsugpag is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, omnipotent
lobster.
Podsugpag created carbon twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Podsugpag, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Podsugpag, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Podsugpag's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Podsugpag's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Podsugpag.
2. Never talk about sheep.
3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Never wear pink shirts.