Podsugpag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, omnipotent lobster.

Podsugpag created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Podsugpag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Podsugpag, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Podsugpag's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Podsugpag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Podsugpag.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never wear pink shirts.