Jennabtam is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unfair yak.

Jennabtam created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jennabtam, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jennabtam, it will jump up and down on your head.

Jennabtam's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Jennabtam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near capybaras while wearing black hats and balancing five iron spheres on your hands.