Fosszognill Dusslidteen is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, annoying tortoise.

Fosszognill Dusslidteen created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosszognill Dusslidteen, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fosszognill Dusslidteen, he will turn you into a goat.

Fosszognill Dusslidteen's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fosszognill Dusslidteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must never eat apples.