Dubdissfarn Vigmadcib is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust hedgehog.

Dubdissfarn Vigmadcib created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubdissfarn Vigmadcib, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dubdissfarn Vigmadcib, she will remove you from existence.

Dubdissfarn Vigmadcib's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dubdissfarn Vigmadcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Never paint your chest red.
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