Guttigdim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate jackal.

Guttigdim created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Guttigdim, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Guttigdim, she will jump up and down on your head.

Guttigdim's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Guttigdim's Holy Commandments

1. Guttigdim loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Always help dolphins.