Futcadfon is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, idiotic
crow.
Futcadfon created carbon three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Futcadfon, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Futcadfon, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Futcadfon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Futcadfon's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.
2. Worship no other gods but Futcadfon.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Never paint your arms white.
5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.