Wanflaglig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy pigeon.

Wanflaglig created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Wanflaglig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wanflaglig, she will turn you into a snail.

Wanflaglig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wanflaglig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Worship no other gods but Wanflaglig.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.