Xuckfigdim Weeyarbass is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, fast slug.

Xuckfigdim Weeyarbass created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckfigdim Weeyarbass, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xuckfigdim Weeyarbass, he will not care at all.

Xuckfigdim Weeyarbass' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Xuckfigdim Weeyarbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Xuckfigdim Weeyarbass in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Xuckfigdim Weeyarbass.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.