Pomcubgess is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying zebra.

Pomcubgess created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomcubgess, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pomcubgess, it will boil you in a big pot.

Pomcubgess' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Pomcubgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Pomcubgess loves manatees, so they must be respected.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Never look in ponds.