Zagvolsat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm tapir.

Zagvolsat created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zagvolsat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zagvolsat, it will destroy your favourite star.

Zagvolsat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Zagvolsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Never talk about dark matter near mites while wearing blue kilts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your chest.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Zagvolsat.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.