Pogyokhim is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, selfish dog.

Pogyokhim created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogyokhim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pogyokhim, it will turn you into a rock.

Pogyokhim's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pogyokhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never eat tomatoes.