Pogyokhim is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, selfish
dog.
Pogyokhim created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pogyokhim, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Pogyokhim, it will turn you into a rock.
Pogyokhim's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Pogyokhim's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Always wear violet.
3. Do not sit in public.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Never eat tomatoes.