Gofbonkgudmetparklogomt is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless naga.

Gofbonkgudmetparklogomt created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofbonkgudmetparklogomt, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gofbonkgudmetparklogomt, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gofbonkgudmetparklogomt's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gofbonkgudmetparklogomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Feed all hungry horses.

5. Always wear indigo.