Ranafbin is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, prudent
lizard.
Ranafbin created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ranafbin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Ranafbin, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Ranafbin's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Ranafbin's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about quantum gravity.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never look at stars.
4. Never write about eukaryotes.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.