Quatmumdib is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured cow.

Quatmumdib created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quatmumdib, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quatmumdib, she will manifest in front of you.

Quatmumdib's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Quatmumdib's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quatmumdib.

2. Never hurt snakes.

3. Never feed limes to moths while wearing shoes.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Do not eat coconuts.