Zennigcatgess is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, proud hummingbird.

Zennigcatgess created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zennigcatgess, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zennigcatgess, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Zennigcatgess' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Zennigcatgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near porpoises while wearing green ear rings and balancing eight titanium spheres on your back.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.