Zagnarldib is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish
clam.
Zagnarldib created a quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zagnarldib, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Zagnarldib, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Zagnarldib's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Zagnarldib's Holy Commandments1. Never write about enzymes.
2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Always help swans in need.