Kikditlatflowpopmip is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, humane
raccoon.
Kikditlatflowpopmip created the Sun six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kikditlatflowpopmip, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Kikditlatflowpopmip, he will destroy your home solar system.
Kikditlatflowpopmip's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Kikditlatflowpopmip's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Kikditlatflowpopmip must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Never wear kilts.
5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.