Gidkanfag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful jaguar.

Gidkanfag created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidkanfag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gidkanfag, it will turn you into a frog.

Gidkanfag's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Gidkanfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves in need.

2. Do not take Gidkanfag's name in vain.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. You must pray to Gidkanfag five times a day.

5. Run away if nine sheep approach from the west.