Gidkanfag is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful
jaguar.
Gidkanfag created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gidkanfag, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Gidkanfag, it will turn you into a frog.
Gidkanfag's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Gidkanfag's Holy Commandments1. Always help doves in need.
2. Do not take Gidkanfag's name in vain.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. You must pray to Gidkanfag five times a day.
5. Run away if nine sheep approach from the west.