Cencebjig is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, prudent
parrot.
Cencebjig created carbon twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Cencebjig, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Cencebjig, she will be very sad.
Cencebjig's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Cencebjig's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry sheep.
2. Worship no other gods but Cencebjig.
3. Pray towards the south.
4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Never feed lots of turnips to whales while wearing cyan skirts.