Bossdagpod is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil rhinoceros.

Bossdagpod created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossdagpod, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bossdagpod, he will torture you forever.

Bossdagpod's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bossdagpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels in need.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.