Rotbopbid is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciful
lobster.
Rotbopbid created dark energy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rotbopbid, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Rotbopbid, she will destroy your favourite planet.
Rotbopbid's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Rotbopbid's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. You must never eat parsnips.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.
4. Always help sick snails.
5. Feed all hungry ants.