Damhudyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud skunk.

Damhudyatt created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damhudyatt, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Damhudyatt, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Damhudyatt's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Damhudyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Never mention ducks.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Damhudyatt in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide from cyan goats for they are unholy.