Somligsan is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable
naga.
Somligsan created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Somligsan, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Somligsan, he will jump up and down on your head.
Somligsan's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Somligsan's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Do not skip in public.
3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.