Bomgeptar is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, happy wyvern.

Bomgeptar created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomgeptar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bomgeptar, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bomgeptar's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bomgeptar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.