Henpascep Narlhighig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, two-faced shrew.

Henpascep Narlhighig created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henpascep Narlhighig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Henpascep Narlhighig, she will turn you into a worm.

Henpascep Narlhighig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Henpascep Narlhighig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Run away if eight grasshopers approach from the south.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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