Mutarptarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, clever bee.

Mutarptarp created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutarptarp, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mutarptarp, he will cry a lot.

Mutarptarp's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Mutarptarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mutarptarp's name in vain.

2. Shrews are not to be trusted.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about black holes.