Weeshavkan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, witty squirrel.

Weeshavkan created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weeshavkan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Weeshavkan, she will turn you into a puffin.

Weeshavkan's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Weeshavkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to sheep while wearing black dresses.

2. Always look after injured shrews.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not stand on grass.