Cunyarpfly is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unselfish scorpion.

Cunyarpfly created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunyarpfly, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cunyarpfly, she will ignore you.

Cunyarpfly's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cunyarpfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never paint your arms mauve.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.