Cebfum Daptimdoss Pakdissjad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, blissful goat.

Cebfum Daptimdoss Pakdissjad created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebfum Daptimdoss Pakdissjad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cebfum Daptimdoss Pakdissjad, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cebfum Daptimdoss Pakdissjad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cebfum Daptimdoss Pakdissjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not listen to music.