Kikrakligtamcuss Febflisken is a god.

He takes the form of a small, amazing crane.

Kikrakligtamcuss Febflisken created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikrakligtamcuss Febflisken, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kikrakligtamcuss Febflisken, he will turn you into a snail.

Kikrakligtamcuss Febflisken's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Kikrakligtamcuss Febflisken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never feed lots of nuts to porpoises while wearing gray skirts.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.