Bopbusnan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing armadillo.

Bopbusnan created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopbusnan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bopbusnan, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bopbusnan's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bopbusnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never hurt tortoises.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bopbusnan.