Dodtigdum is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish zebra.

Dodtigdum created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodtigdum, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dodtigdum, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Dodtigdum's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dodtigdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Always look after injured badgers.