Volflowkon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty troll.

Volflowkon created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Volflowkon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Volflowkon, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Volflowkon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Volflowkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always help cats.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Volflowkon.