Didveenmatfat Bedartbug is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful mongoose.

Didveenmatfat Bedartbug created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didveenmatfat Bedartbug, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Didveenmatfat Bedartbug, she will turn you into a slug.

Didveenmatfat Bedartbug's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Didveenmatfat Bedartbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Feed all hungry monkeys.

3. Run away if five frogs approach from the east.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must love Didveenmatfat Bedartbug.